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Slimer Candy Monster Movies

Oh boy, Kickers, we've got a spooky one for you! It's Episode 68 and we're getting right down to the spooky stuff even though we probably should have done it next week (so it would be closer to the actual holiday) but no! We go full-on frightening anyway. And you know what? We can just do another scary episode next week! As a matter of fact, that's all we're doing from now on - all spoopy, all the time!


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Reviews include: Slimer, Scary Movies, Scary Monsters and Scary Candy

Thank you SO MUCH for listening, everyone!

See you next week!

Love you, byyyyye!!

Underwear Chili Bed Books

Fly, you fools! Well, it's Episode 67 and we are bringing the wisdom that can only be broughtened by your favorite review specialists. Also, I may have just made up the word "broughtened"!

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Reviews include: Underwear Crawling, Fish & Chips VS Chili Cheese Fries, Self-Help Books, Beds

Thank you SO MUCH for listening, gang! See you next week!

Love you, byyyye!

Marmalade Likes Success Mascots

Oh boy, it's Episode 66 and we are having some fun! In this one we re-invent the concept of "likes", briefly mention a gerbil, and define the concept of success.

We're having a giveaway this week! The first 3 people to contact us will get a FREE Kick the Cool mug! Either email us at or direct message us on social media!

Reviews include: Marmalade the Gerbil, Mascots, Likes, and Success

Thank you for listening!

Love you, byyyyye!

Literally Complaining Frank Emergency

Welcome to Episode 65, Cool Kickers!

This is a night recording so expect some major shenanigans! We start the episode by being as candid as possible and revealing our main secret: we don't make money on this podcast. We actually pay cold cash money to deliver these heartfelt reviews, a twist no one could have expected!

Please go to our website and buy us a coffee! It's a lonely job out here on podcast island and we need your help! Another way you can help is by giving us your review ideas; email them to or hit us on social media!

Also, this episode is being published on a Friday, and we know we've been all over the place lately, but our normal day has been moved from publishing on Mondays to publishing on Wednesdays, so the next episode will be this Wednesday.

Reviews include: Being Frank, The Word Literally, Emergency Rooms, and Complaining

Thank you SO MUCH for listening! See you next week!

Love you, byyyye!

Great State Fair of Oklahoma

Welcome to Episode 64, where we talk about the Oklahoma State Fair and nothing else. Well, except for turtles breathing through their butts. 

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Reviews include: Oklahoma State Fair

See you next week! Love you, byyyyye!

Fred Durst Quitting Door Puzzles

We're back after a long summer vacation! Welcome to Episode 63, where we review and rate the living, breathing human named Fred Durst, former lead singer of a popular 90's band. A lot of other things happen in this episode, but once you know we're reviewing Fred Durst, that's all you really need to know, right?

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Reviews include: Quitting, Doors, Fred Durst, Jigsaw Puzzles

See you next week!

Love you, byyye!

Play Dee Gees Nut Trailers

Hey Kickers! It's a busy time right now for your nerdy siblings, but we managed to squeeze this one in by recording later in the evening than usual, creating a situation we like to call "Kick the Cool After Dark". And historically that makes for a wacky episode! So we hope you're ready for a wild ride!

Every person reading this is special to us. We love our fan base so much, and love communicating with you all on social media, so please go like our Kick the Cool Facebook page. While you're at it, send us a message with your review topic ideas! We really love you guys for supporting us. Thank you, from the bottom of our dorky hearts.

Reviews include: Dee Gees, Let's Plays, Nuts, and Trailers

Love you, byyyye!! 

Chat Candy Riot Sharks

Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. I was just lost in my head, thinking about all the great goofs and spoofs in Episode 61! This is one of my favorite episode, and probably because we talk about Shark Farts.

If you like what we're doing, please "buy us a coffee" on our website. Buy 4 coffees and we'll even send you a Kick the Cool Mug!

Reviews include: Eating Medicine Like Candy, Old School Chat Rooms, Sharks, Rando! Review! Riot!

Thank you SO MUCH for listening to our little Okie show. See you next week!

Love you, byyyyye!!! 

Grocery Smizing Classic Dating

Welcome to Episode 60! A little problem with She She's audio in this one. Please be patient, it'll be better next week!

In this episode we help so many people it's.....well, it's just silly how many people we help. All that Grocery Smizing and Classic Dating in this one....everyone should just get right out of town. By golly, it turned out to be a pretty good one.

Please send us your review topics! Every week we start things off with a listener suggested topic, and next week could be you! Just email or hit us up on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram.

Reviews include: Smizing, Grocery Store Coupons, The Classics, Online Dating

Have a great week, everyone! See you next week!

Love you, byyye!!

Vert Metric Lyric Shoes

It's Episode 59, you fools! Tone here, and I just like ending every sentence with, "you fools!", because then I feel like Gandalf the Grey. But, unfortunately, I'm NOT Gandalf, and neither are my siblings.

In this episode we start off with Wopsle's dad costume - especially the shoes - then help millions of people by FINALLY explaining the METRIC SYSTEM! Then She She plays a game of hot or not and we all invent a word. Not everyday you invent a word, huh? I'll invent one right now: Curglemudgpin! (What is this, Mary Poppins?)

You're welcome, Cool Kickers.

Reviews include: Skit Shoes, The Metric System, Staying Alive Lyrics, and Introvert VS. Extrovert

Thank you for listening! See you next Monday! 

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