Kick the Cool

Kick the Cool header image 1

Grocery Smizing Classic Dating

Welcome to Episode 60! A little problem with She She's audio in this one. Please be patient, it'll be better next week!

In this episode we help so many people it's.....well, it's just silly how many people we help. All that Grocery Smizing and Classic Dating in this one....everyone should just get right out of town. By golly, it turned out to be a pretty good one.

Please send us your review topics! Every week we start things off with a listener suggested topic, and next week could be you! Just email or hit us up on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram.

Reviews include: Smizing, Grocery Store Coupons, The Classics, Online Dating

Have a great week, everyone! See you next week!

Love you, byyye!!

Vert Metric Lyric Shoes

It's Episode 59, you fools! Tone here, and I just like ending every sentence with, "you fools!", because then I feel like Gandalf the Grey. But, unfortunately, I'm NOT Gandalf, and neither are my siblings.

In this episode we start off with Wopsle's dad costume - especially the shoes - then help millions of people by FINALLY explaining the METRIC SYSTEM! Then She She plays a game of hot or not and we all invent a word. Not everyday you invent a word, huh? I'll invent one right now: Curglemudgpin! (What is this, Mary Poppins?)

You're welcome, Cool Kickers.

Reviews include: Skit Shoes, The Metric System, Staying Alive Lyrics, and Introvert VS. Extrovert

Thank you for listening! See you next Monday! 

Hockey College Crypto Typing

Hi Kickers, and welcome to Episode 58, a land where air hockey is harder than you remember and the gang takes a typing test ON the podcast. Well, kinda.  Basically, if you listen to this episode you'll get free cryptocurrency and learn to type, so pass it along to your friends!

If you like our show, please go to our website,, and buy us a coffee!! And thank you to anyone who has ever bought us one. It means a lot to us!

Reviews include: Air Hockey, College Fight Songs, Typing, and Crypto

See you next week!

Love you, byyyye!

Starting Kubb Pawn Camp

Welcome to Episode 57! Where we talk about stuff you won't get because you're not one of our siblings. Or are you?! Dun dun DUN!

Wopsle yells at a harmless child, She She goes to camp, and Tone invents the game Skubb (pronounced Scoob, of course).

If you want to support us, go buy us a coffee. Each coffee is five bucks. Just go to and click on the icon in the lower right corner. Buy 4 coffees ($20) and we'll send you a free Kick the Cool Coffee Mug! And it might be haunted!

Reviews include: Kubb/Scoob, Starting a Podcast, Pawn Shops, Camp

Thanks for listening!

Love you, byyyye!!

Foley Theater Pickle Bras

Episode 56 is chock full of fun, y'all. Tone interrupts Wopsle and gets his revenge, She She requests artist renderings of her brothers wearing bras. Yeah, I guess you could say it gets kinda weird. Add in that we're all practicing our Foley work the whole time and you've got the most helpful episode of podcasting known to man.

Buy us 4 coffees and get a free Kick the Cool mug! We've got like 15 of those suckers and you need one in your life! Plus you'll be supporting us in more ways than just financially. Thanks in advance, Cool Kickers!

Reviews include: Foley, Pickles, Bras, and Movie Theaters

See you next week!

Love you, byyyye!

Snake Roll Fandom Confusion

Oh, boy, folks. This one gets sideways on us at about the halfway point. She She makes her biggest mistake, Wopsle just can't let it go, and Tone finally comes around to make one of our greatest moments....The Great Cotton-Eyed Joe Discussion of 2021.

Reviews include: Name Confusion, Rolls, Snakes, Fandoms   

Thank you for listening! Please tell people about the show so we can grow!

Love you, byyyyye!!

Mother’s Bouncy Doppelganger Wonders

It's Episode 54 y'all, and we've officially broken our title format by making the longest title possible! We did it! We win!

In this episode we actually cover a timely topic for a change - Mother's Day! Happy day to all you amazing mothers out there, and an especially happy Monday to all you terrible mothers out there because you need it more than those other ones, they're already doing fine! So to all you horrible mothers, keep up the bad work. The Cool Kickers are rooting for ya.

Buy us a coffee to support our show! Just go to and click on the coffee icon in the corner. If you buy us 4 coffees ($20) we'll send you an official Kick the Cool mug! Who doesn't want one of those?

Reviews include: Mother's Day, One Hit Wonders, Bouncy Castles, Celebrity Doppelgangers

Thank you for listening and happy Mom's Day everyone! Love you, byyye!!

REWIND! Episode 24

Life really gets in the way of podcasting, sometimes, and thus another Kick the Cool rewind hits the shelves this week. Don't worry, we'll definitely be back next week with a shiny new one!

Reviews include: Apples, Dogs, Waiting, Worms

See you next week!

Love you, byyyye!

Rewind! Episode 23!

Wopsle is crazy busy right now so it's REWIND! time. Enjoy Episode 23, where we talk about Workplace Bathroom Usage, one of my favorite conversations we've had!

We've got our hosting fees due and need your help by going to and clicking on the coffee icon in the corner. Then buy us however many coffees you feel we deserve! And remember, if you buy 4 coffees you get a free Kick the Cool pink & black coffee mug!

Remember, we now do a "listener suggested" review topic every episode and we need your review ideas! Email them to or just hit us up on social media!

Reviews include: Sibling Order, Workplace Bathroom Usage, Cats, Gas Station Food

Thank you SO MUCH for being a loyal listener! And we're just getting started, folks! 

Love you, byyyyye!!

Viral Zoo Hanx Door

Thanks for listening to Episode 53, where we dive back into the world of the Next Door app, make a plan to go viral, and celebrate the world's greatest actor.

Hey! I just got a great idea! You should send us your review topics! Seriously, we would love to review your pressing topic and mention your first name on the show. Just think - you'll be helping the world AND you'll be famous!

Right now we are PAYING for the privilege of giving you this show for free. We spend money every single month and we have to try and break even. So please consider buying us a coffee on our website to support our show. This enables us to create more content, to spend more time on the content we are creating thereby making it higher quality, and to ensure we can keep doing this. We don't need much, but we could really use a little.

Reviews include: Going Viral, The Zoo, Tom Hanx, Next Door

Thanks in advance for your financial support of our show. I promise every dollar you send our way will come back to you in entertainment. Most people pay a few bucks a month for at least one streaming service, and this is no different. So if you think what we're doing is worth $5 a month, please help us keep the show going.

Thank you for listening, Kickers! Love you, byyyyye!!  

Podbean App

Play this podcast on Podbean App