Kick the Cool

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Employee Versus Shopping Pants

This week we make "the smartest joke ever made on this podcast", but we're still not super impressed with ourselves. Just because we make the most helpful and informative internet radio show in the history of people doesn't mean....oh.....yeah, okay, I see it now.

Get a Kick the Cool coffee mug! Just go to our website and buy us 4 or more coffees by clicking the coffee cup icon in the corner and we'll ship you an awesome Kick the Cool mug for free! Do it right now while supplies last! Because, well, you never know.

Reviews include: Employee of the Month, The Versus Show, Pants, Shopping Carts

Thanks for listening, Cool Kickers!

Love you, byyyyyye!

Stereo Earworm Artificial Ebay

Hey, Cool Kickers, Tone here. Don't tell anyone, but I think my favorite review ever is in this episode! Oh, no, I hope my siblings don't read this. Hmmm.

Remember that we have MERCH now! That's "merchandise" for those who don't know how to talk wrong. It's the new Kick the Cool coffee mug, and it's such an awesome mug. If you want one, just go to our website and click on the coffee icon (should be in the bottom right corner) and buy us 4 coffees. We'll get with you on the shipping after that, and you'll have your new un-cool mug in mere days! So go right now, because after this episode they might all be gone!

Reviews include: Earworms, Artificial Plants, Car Stereos, eBay

Thanks for listening!

Love you, byyyye!

Waking 50 Fall Adventure

Your favorite 3 nerdy siblings from Oklahoma are back at it again! Thanks for listening to Episode 31 of the best review show known to man, where we tackle ALL the important topics and help you live your life to the fullest! Join us as we kick the cool to the curb every Monday!

Become a Cool Kicker today and get your Kick the Cool Official Coffee Mug! Just go to and click on the coffee cup icon and buy 4 or more coffees and we'll send you your coffee mug! If you want to see how awesome it looks, just go to our Facebook or Instagram!

Reviews include: Autumn, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Number 50, Waking Up Part 2

See you next week! Love you, byyyyye!

Cars Cars Cars Cars

Welcome to Episode 30, Cool Kickers! It's another special episode where we take four versions of the same topic and explore them to the fullest extent, helping multitudes in the process.

Don't be confused by the background sounds on this episode - Tone is recording while driving his car (a podcasting first?) and our audio engineer isn't good enough to remove it.

Remember - go to and buy 4 or more coffees to get the new Kick the Cool coffee mug!

Reviews include: The band The Cars, Toy Cars, The Movie "Cars", and Actual Automobiles

See ya next week! Love you, byyyye!

Merge Day Pump Stains

It's Episode 29, Cool Kickers, and it's also Labor Day. For some reason we actual get something right and talk about the holiday!

Give us your support by buying us a coffee. Go to our website and click on the coffee icon! Thank you for supporting us!

Reviews include: Gas Pump Pins, Merge Dragons, Labor Day, Stains

Crazy Moon Haiku Music

Coooool Kickers! Welcome to Episode 028! Where your 3 nerdy siblings bring you the most heartfelt and helpful reviews possible, in accordance with the solemn vow we took eons ago. Well, it feels like eons, but it was actually the beginning of 2020!

We want to thank EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU for listening. If you like what we're doing, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts/iTunes.

And don't forget to visit our website and buy us a coffee!

Reviews include: Moon Walk, Haiku Poems, Hold Music, Crazy Animal Stories

Love you, byyyyye!!!

Mean Sandwich Shopping Shorts - Episode 027 - Kick the Cool

Welcome to Episode 27, in which we create a new character that's going to be around for a while, Mean Delilah. I have a hunch we'll be seeing more of her.

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If you like what you hear, go buy us a coffee on so we know you appreciate us.

Reviews include: Mean Delilah, Cargo Shorts, Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches, Clothes Shopping

Love you, byyyyye!

Embarrassing Rando Star Sites - Episode 026 - Kick the Cool

This could be our finest moment. By accident. Let me explain.

Some days you just have trouble staying focused. You ever seen Jimmy Fallon on SNL start laughing during a scene? You don't want him to do that every time, but when it does happen, it can be hilarious. That's kinda how the first 15 minutes of this episode feels, and it's guaranteed to make you smile.

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Reviews include: Five Star Reviews, Websites, Rando! Review! Riot! (There Can Be Only One Winner), Embarrassing Things

See you next week!

Love you, byyyyye!

Big Wooing Pain Supplies - Episode 025 - Kick the Cool

Happy Monday, everyone! Thanks for listening!

Who thought we would actually make 25 episodes of this silliness? Um....I mean....helpfulness!

Also, you can now support us!!  Go to our site (on computer or mobile) and tap/click the Coffee Icon in the lower right corner, then buy us a coffee. Thanks for your support!

Shoutout to Sharon Sala, acclaimed romance novelist, and old friend of our Kick the Cool family! If you're caught up on her series The Jigsaw Files, get the new Book 3 here -

If you're just starting the Jigsaw series, get Book 1 here -

Reviews include: Concert Wooing, Big Brother, School Supplies, Pain

Love you, byyyyyye!

Apple Dog Waiting Worms - Episode 024 - Kick the Cool

Hello, fellow Cool Kickers!

Your 3 nerdy siblings - big sister She She, big little brother Tone, and little little brother Wopsle - hailing from Small Town, Oklahoma, have taken a solemn vow to give you the most heartfelt and helpful reviews possible, and we do it every Monday! Thanks for listening!

Please send us your review topic ideas at

You can find us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Reddit, YouTube, iTunes, and of course our home base Remember to buy us a coffee while you're there. With every coffee, we're going to be able to get better and better!


This week's reviews include: Apples, Dogs, Waiting, and Worms

See you next Monday!

Love you, byyyyyye!


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